Our future iz doomed

I have been working at my current job since September and have made quite a few revelations. The main one being that kids these days are, how can I put it nicely, dumb as hell. Now, I know I am not exactly splitting atoms over here either,but seriously.
There needs to be a new program in all schools called "Common Sense 101" that teaches these kids how to act in public and when it is appropriate to use certain language. The HR people of the world would be quite thankful.
So kids please, do not e-mail a business and tell them that you seen we be hiring, or you is looking for a job, or let me know what had happened when explaining why you didnt go to work. Trust me life will go much smoother for you, maybe.

Kelis is now a creature from a magical far away land

Or maybe she's auditioning to be an extra in the next "Lord of the Rings" movie. Or maybe she's testing out to see how good of friends she has. Obviously, they are not good because they let her walk out of the house looking like an alien/unicorn/Xmen.

First entry into the "Never Gonna Happen" files

Although this would maybe make a Knick fan out of me. Maybe.

Great

Thanks to this guy I will never be able to listen to this song the same again. Those of you who know me, know its one of my favorites. Well was. Dam you Dexter. Dam you to all hell.

I'm a believer again

I have a love/hate relationship with Drake. I was all about him when he came out with So Far Gone (and no I was not aware he was on some ritard tv show), but then he got all Juelz Santana on me appearing on everyone and their neighbor's songs. However, I have heard some of his latest songs and must say he's made me a believer again. "It's Been a Pleasure", "Say Something"(on Timbaland's album),"Zone" and "Baby, Come With Me"(both on Evil Empire's"Trending Topic's" mixtape) are on replay on the Ipod. If I am 98 years late on these songs, it's just more proof that I've been out of it lately. It happens.

I'd rather be locked in a room forced to watch Twilight

I currently have my 89384753th sore throat of the past few years. Hot dog. Doctors have told me that I should have my tonsils removed (yes, people still do that)and I dont know about you but the idea of being unconscious while having strangers poke you with sharp objects really does not sound like fun to me. I guess there goes my boob job too. Kidding.
Buuuut seriously, I think I'd really rather be locked in a room forced to watch ALL of the Twilight movies than have this surgery. Thank the lawd for throat drops.

My life is now complete..maybe

My man Donell has a new song out. I'm not sure how I feel about it though. Time will tell.