uuggghhhhh. As many of you know I am currently unemployed and can only watch so much tv a day so I'm starting a blog. I used to think people who did this really had no lives but a lot has happened to me these past few months and I figured why not start an online diary. Many of you who really know me know that I have MANY 'only Melissa' stories and have been told I should really have my own TV show. Since I'm too old to go on the Real World. I'll just let you read it instead. It is also good practice for my future in taking over Perez Hilton's job.
So here you go. I hope you get pleasure out of my misfortunes and just day to day retardedness that is my life.
Pop Champagne and Just Dance,
me
Sounds like you are really in need of a Job...Lol...
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