Hello, McFly

I spent this past weekend in one of my favorite cities in the galaxy, Miami. While it wasn't a typical "Mel Trip" ie sprained fingers, lost items, wondering wth happened...(hmm maybe this was a better trip...) I did have a great time and it was oh so necessary. There were many "you had to be there" moments but I did learn some life lessons that of course, I am going to share with you. Sooo, here goes.

1)Brown people do burn.
We all know I love to get my Wesley Snipes on and we all know my face is the last to get the message that everyone looks better with a tan. I decided to do the smart thing and not put sun block on my face. Because of the genius idea, I came back looking like Rudolph with hair and now have some sexy peeling action going on. I'm sure ill attract some fellas this weekend with this.

2)Miami cab drivers are the best and craziest cab drivers on the East Coast.

I had one cabbie singing along to Gucci Mane in a Haitian accent, one blasting David Guetta, one letting me know where I could find the single men and one screaming at passing cars to "get a life". If that isn't awesomeness, I really don't know what is.

3) Dudes from DC throw some pretty awesome rooftop parties....even if you're technically not invited.

DJs in masquerade gear, Lil Wayne blasting, vodka on deck. All good. I also learned that the perfect answer to "scuse me how did you hear about this party?" is "I don't know , I just did" Trust me, charms the pants off of anyone.

4) Jose Reyes and Wacka Flocka are not the same person.

Enough said.

5)The older I get, the less smooth Patron goes down. Ah the perils of life.

6) If someone wants to go and talk to a dude for you, just let 'em.
Yes, my chicken-ness travels too.

7) Walking up steep stairs with a skirt on is not a good idea.

And last, but not least:

8) There are actual things as Lesbian conventions.

While I consider myself a pretty open-minded gal......I have my limits. Apparently there was a convention for the Aqua girls which is basically WMC for lesbians and apparently lesbians scare single dudes away. Score.

There were many other moments that occurred that have had me giggling like a crazy person at my desk for the past few day and sadly they can not be explained. For those who were there I have two words :" Mac Compact" hahahahahahaa. Ahhhh the end.
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