You'll shoot your eye out

For those of you who know me, know me are aware that I'm weird when it comes to things having to do with my eyes. It takes me about 10 minutes to put my contacts on, I'm like a little kid when it comes to putting eye drops in and I grasp on to my chair for dear life whenever I go for an eye exam.
Over time, the wearing glasses and contacts is not only getting annoying but putting quite the dent in my already extremely dented wallet. Because of this I have been contemplating going under the knife next year and getting the dreaded eye surgery.
I've researched how they do this and basically they blind you for about 5 minutes, slice things in your eyeball, put some goggles on you that make you look like Spiderman's short bus riding cousin, send you on your way and then ta-da no more four eyes. Hmm.
I don't know about you, but, none of that, except for the last part, really sounds like a party to me.
I've heard guys find girls with glasses kinda cute anyway....right? Someone just say yes, thanks.
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