Okay so not yet. But I always say im gonna make New Years Resolutions and I do. Now if I stick to them is a whole different story. Buuuut this time, I mean business. I do.
Here are my resolutions that I hope to keep for the new year:
1) I am the master advice giver. I am. But my biggest advice whenever people have got something that, in the long run is dumb shit, I tell em to simply "Fk that" So my resolution is to follow my own advice and really try to not get bothered by petty crap like I have been stressing over for the past few months. There are really more important things in life to worry about. Like how to prevent yourself from contracting swine flu and how I can get Chris Brown to fall madly in love with me. Kidding about the second. I swear.
2)Saving money. I am a broke ass mofo at the moment and I aint got noone to blame but myself. So I will try to skip that second drink, forgo the daily latte and paper bag my lunch to work. Even though eating bologna and cheese for lunch everyday really isnt good for my diet. But, hey , at least ill be a few dollars richer. Fat people are quite jolly anyway, look at Santa.
3)Being less shy. This has been my resolution since about New Years 1989 and Ive never stuck to it. Aaand I wont do it now but its nice to think about and lets just pretend.
Ive got a month to think about some others that will prob be useless, unless one of them is to go out more. I think I can do that.
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