There are alot of things dudes wear in clubs that I just dont understand. Here goes:
Bubble Vests-youre inside. Unless they have the AC blasting and its an Alaskan themed party, leave it at the coat check.
Ski hats-please see above.
Bubble coats-Please see above.
Chains that look like they weigh about 50 lbs and make your neck go down like a Ninja Turtle- No ones gonna believe its real and it looks dumb. Leave it at home. Or just sell it and buy yourself something nice.
And last but certainly not least, my favorite of all time: Sunglasses-There is no sun.Period. If youre afraid your baby momma, jumpoff, gf or parole officer is gonna recognize you or if you just got Lasik and are scared a strobe light is gonna zap you in the eyeball and just cause all hell, then maybe put a paper bag over your head because that will look less dumbass-ish.
The moral of the story is: unless youre being an extra in someone's video or are actually Jay-Z, leave these ensembles at home. Thank you.
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