My life is now complete..maybe

My man Donell has a new song out. I'm not sure how I feel about it though. Time will tell.

Silence those bells please

I dont know if its something going around like swine flu, but alot of people around me seem to be obsessed with the thought of marriage. What is the fascination and the rush?
I know, were in our mid-to-late 20's and that's what people our age are supposed to be doing...if this was 1955. While I do not want to end up an old cat lady (or dog lady, because we all know how I feel about those satan spawns that people call pets aka cats)and would like to see myself end up with someone long term eventually, whether it be married or not (sorry mom),I see no need to be posting profiles on EHarmony looking for my soulmate (Even tho Annmarie and whatever that guys name is do like quite happy in those commercials).
I do, to use the HS term "talk" to guys, but never with the thought in mind that this will be "the one". Maybe this is because no normal guys seem to talk to me. Or maybe its because I am a big believer that if something is going to happen with someone, its going to happen when the time is right. Aww, that was so Hallmark of me.
I'm also a big believer in the thought that the more you rush things and look for them it doesnt work out.
So calm down ladies enjoy your life and don't rush to get that ring on your finger. Unless youre like 45, then rush away because ya aint getting any younger. Ah everyday I just further secure my spot in the devil's den.

Cover your eyes kids

Mario seems to be trying to serve Trey Songz with this video. I personally think the video for "Invented Sex" is better and three people in the bed is a bit crowded for my taste, but whatever tickles your pickle. Pause. I am feelin the song though.
P.S Girl with the stripes in her hair, because I wouldn't even call those highlights, Target is having a sale on hair color. Knock yourself out.

I'm diiiigin you, I'm feeeeliiin you..aaand you'll never know

Ohhh, the secret crush. We've all had that person in our lives who we are secretely admiring but do not ever dare to say anything. I know people who have them (which is why this post has come up), hell, even I have one (anyone who knows who it is and spills, be prepared to DIE..smooches)Could be someone you see on the train everyday, could be someone you walk by everyday on the way to work, or in many cases, it could be a friend.This is where it gets complicated.
Having a crush on a friend is very similar to having a crush on a celebrity. This person is in your face all the time, when you see them you get all giddy (or some of you more cool people may just act normal),yet they are unnattainable. I say this person is unnattainable, because unless you are sure this person is interested in you as well, you will never let them know you are secretely doodling their name on your Trapper Keeper ( miss those things)in fear of rejection and that the friendship will be ruined.
A wise, okay maybe not so wise sometimes but ballsy, person advised on this topic and said people just need to take a risk and confess. I, personally, would never do this because we all know my pride bank is overflowing, but one of you try it out and let me know what happens. If it doesnt work out, next time remember these four letters, WWMD: What Would Mel Do? and then carry on.

Beauty is supposedly in the eye of the beholder but dam...

Is it just me or does Snooki look like an Oompa Loompa with a poof? I hope my seat in hell is cleaned off.

My new future ex-husband

Move over Chris Brown, helloooo Arron Afflalo. Hopefully this one doesnt like to fight with girls. If anyone spots this dude, or a look-a-like (because we all know how NBA players roll and Ive got enough stress in my life), please pass him along my pin, thanks. And, Chris don't worry, I still got mad love for ya shawty.

After the party it's the...anyone remember?

Oh Saturday night, where to begin? This past Saturday I celebrated my being 27 years young and man was it a celebration.I was a bit nervous about the whole night seeing as how I have a hard time playing hostess and wanted to make sure everyone got in and would have fun.
About 40 of my buddies ended up showing up and it was hard to be with everyone at the same time (I know, its so hard to be me..sigh. Kidding, really.)therefore I missed many, many epic moments. The Patron and vodka also made me miss alot of moments towards the end of the night, but enough about me. From what Ive been told and from the pictures, there was def lots of mingling and dancing going on and everyone enjoyed themselves.
While there is too much that happened to go into detail , I must send a shoutout to everyone that came and aided into making this bday go down as one of my top best burfdays ever. Mel loves ya, but only as a friend.

P.S. I would also like to send a special shout out to "Pants on the Ground", "The Butt", whoever said "every song is Melissa's song", Funessa, fortune telling, Qaani's apparent hatred towards me, me trying to matchmake people and all the paparazzi whos pictures have had me tearing for the past three days.Good.times.