Sat night I went out with some of my HS lovas and crew. I love these kids. Always a guaranteed good time (altho there was a brief situation of a semi spot blowing up and me being embarrassed so much to the point that I wanted to go home crawl under the covers and never come out, but a few Saporis and reggae songs later I got over it and the situation will not be discussed).
So we get in the car and start having usual nonsense discussions and the three people in the car with me each made the remark "Melissa youre going to hell". I make fun of people alot. Like alot alot. I laugh uncontrollably when people fall, dance funny, and are just plain wierd. Some of you get it, some of you dont. Those of you who dont. Youre boring and I probably dont really like you anyway. And not for nothing (famous Melissa words) Im sure there are people out there who make fun of me too. Like when I laugh so hard that a snort comes out, or when I trip every five seconds, or when I say "THATS MA SOOOOONG" to almost every song that comes on in a club then immediatly stop dancing when a song I hate comes on (if youve experienced this short bus scene you know what im talking about).
So while the idea of spending the after life in major heat ( you guys know how I get when its super hot) I will risk eternal damnation just to make you kids chuckle. Im a great friend. and I hope God knows I would never make fun of him.
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