Ah the Nester. Some of my FB stalkers (ahem lol) have seen me and one of my FB buddies throw this word around and asked WTF is a nester, a nestee, nesterville, what is that.
Well Im glad you asked.
A nester is basically that chick in a club who is just a pure hot mess. You may know one, you've all seen them, hell maybe you even are one. If you are its okay were not judging. Actually we are so you best fix yourself asap.
Its that girl in the club whos hair is all messed up lookin like she just walked through a wind tunnel (or like a rats nest , which is how this word came about, from this lovely description), outfit all discombobulated (spelling?), shoes in hand, falling over, dancing to the DJ in her head, drink spilling..you know this girl.
The nester is mostly seen after the 1 am mark although there have been occasions of nestation occuring before 12. This nester needs an intervention.
Weve all been there. Ive been there ( Hellooo Vegas MDW 2005, if you where there you know what Im talking about and no I will not share with the class) but when its a weekly occurence thats when you know its time to hang those lucite heels up and find Jesus.
PS the pic above is a prime example. This chick was spotted during MDW in Vegas walking through the Mirage casino. Not only is her outfit a traceuous (spelling?) but she walked out of the club with toilet paper on BOTH of her shoes and her hair was up in some sort of blonde, greasy beehive. Shout out to Devan aka D-Boi from Dallas for catching this excellent moment (see its not just me who snaps pics of the less fortunate)
PPS If I see this word end up on urbandictionary.com without my permission I will sue for word stealing or just come and tae bo your butt. I can side kick and jab like nobodys business.
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