I am a wierdo magnet. I am also a stalker magnet.
Sat night (this past Sat night was very eventful I must say) some dude w a ponytail comes up to me and starts talking nonsense then goes "Ill be back later" I responded "Oh thank God"..sadly he did not hear me. Later on he did come back asked me for my number and I gave it to him just so he could go away. I have a terrible habit of doing this because really its the only way some dudes will go away because the "i have a bf " excuse really doesnt cut it anymore. I later go on to find out this dude knows someone I know but hopefully we shall not run into each other again.
Later on in the night my friend and me are dancing and these two dudes come up to us and one of them goes to me "You are either a hand model or a dancer" WHAT IN THE FRENCH FKIN TOAST is a hand model and why in Gods green earth would you say that to someone.
Then some other guy later tells me he works for the club and if I give him my number hell get me in free anytime I want. Ill pay the cover if I have to t hanks.
If anyone could explain to me why when I go out to a club or a bar the wierdest guys in there come an talk to me Ill be your best friend for life. I will probably be eternally single because of this and I dont even like cats to be an old cat lady. So sad.
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