Ah groupies. Like the nester, these fab gals can be found in any club near you. Fellas beware, theyre everywhere. Some girls arent even aware that they fall under the groupie category. Im here to help you identify whether you are a groupie or not. If more than two of these applies to you then..congrats! Youre that girl that every rapper talks about. At least your kind is famous. So here goes.
You know youre a groupie when:
-You only go to clubs when an athlete or celebrity is set to be hosting
-You only go to clubs if you have access to VIP/bottle service
-You only talk to promoters when its time to go out
-You go to a club w no money in your pocket and search for dudes/promoters to get drinks for you
-You only talk to dudes to get drinks
-You stand near VIP or a table in hopes that a dude will call you over
-You talk to ppl in celebrities entourages in hopes to get close to the celeb
-While in Vegas or Miami you stalk hotels you athletes and celebs are going to be at
and last but not least You Know Youre a groupie when.....you deny that your a groupie but know deep down inside that you really are one. Its okay. Were not judging.Kinda.
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