I will marry anyone who can serenade me like this

Okay, maybe not anyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPnwHnBFjg4

At at at Night

This is ma soooooooooooooooowng...at the moment. Love the song, love the video, love Mr. Solo do low


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVb_t_ao9gw

Tattoos

I love tattoos. I have one, will be getting a second one soon and who knows after that. Like the Pringles commercial, once you pop ya just can't stop. I would love to get one on my wrist or shoulder but don't know how good that would look at an office or when in my bridesmaid dress next year or when I'm an 80 yr old woman.

I think they look cool on girls, obviously on guys and think everyone should get one. Unless you're gonna get something really wack like a flower. Yes, that's wack.

My Obsessions

I have a lot of things that I can't stop doing, live without and just really love because they put a smile on my face. Including, but not limited to:

Nicknaming-I have a habit of nicknaming people. Especially guys. Whether they be guys in my life or a friend's, you're gonna get a nickname. Ie Texter, Hummer Boy, Miami, Okcups, Bootleg Kobe..some of the favorites. Its fun. Try it sometime.

Song assignment-I love music. Period. There is a song out there that reminds me of everyone I know, I have ever known, an event, or place. Some, when I hear them, make me feel all warm and toasty inside ( "Run It"-Miami LDW Prive 2005 ah I wanna go back). Some make me want to stab myself , or others, in the eye. It happens. Memories, memories.

Two words-Lil' Wayne- I've been obsessed with Lil' Wayne ever since I heard that raspy voice on "Back that Ass Up"(now now after you back it up than stop..drr drr drop it like its hot..yep thats him) I have all his albums, will watch anything on tv with him on it, will dl any song that hes making a cameo in, which is practically every song out right now, and paid $110 to go see him in concert ( well worth the $). I. heart. Weezyy baybeeh.

My Blackberry-no explanation needed.

Miami-I love Miami. I love the beaches, I love the people, I love the food, I love love Miami. I had grand aspirations of moving down there recently but it just was not in the cards for me. I would like to move down there one day no matter if its in my 30's, 40's or when im a little old lady with my beach hat and sunblock in hand eyeing the strapping young lads in their board shorts.

Facebook- If it wasn't for this site I wouldn't have found my old school homies from my beloved HS days and really wouldn't keep in touch with as many people that I do. FB is a nosey, instigating son-of-B sometimes, but gotta love it.

Secretely being a worrier-Well, not so secret anymore. I'm like a vault sometimes. Up until recently, I've never been one to discuss how I'm feeling, what's going on with me , etc. I just am not one to share news.It's not you. It's me. Alot of you think I'm Miss Calm Cool Collected Melissa just does not care (unless you are one of the very few that I bitch to. lucky you). While I try to be that way at all times, I do worry alot. I worry if I will ever find the right job, if I will ever move out of my house, if I will be the last one standing one day when all my friends are getting married and will T.I really go to jail for 30 years..aaahhh the suspense..kidding about the last one. Kind of. See kids, I have feelings too.

Humor-I think that I am a pretty funny girl. You know it. I love to make people laugh, even if they are laughing at me. You're still laughing. I also love to laugh. Alot of you know I laugh at mostly everything. It really does not take much to send me into tearing, snorting laughing. If youve heard the snort, then it mustve been REALLY funny.

Being unemployed sucks major butt

Thanks to this lovely economy I was laid off of my job almost 3 months ago. I got the letter at work , teared up , felt like a complete reject , packed up my Crystal Light to Go packets and left.

While many of you wish that you could be home it really aint all its cracked up to be. My daily life consists of going to the gym (summer here I come) talking on AIM, being on Facebook all day and making sure my dog and parakeets don't make too much of a mess. I've also been turned into Suzie homemaker and have been made to cook and clean. I feel like Rosario on Will and Grace.

The plus is I am recieving unemployment so I am getting to paid to go to the gym and sit at home catching up on every Law and Order episode since the beginning of time. I also have had ALOT of time to think about things going on or not going on , in my life. Which also has its pros and cons.

Blogging is for Losers

uuggghhhhh. As many of you know I am currently unemployed and can only watch so much tv a day so I'm starting a blog. I used to think people who did this really had no lives but a lot has happened to me these past few months and I figured why not start an online diary. Many of you who really know me know that I have MANY 'only Melissa' stories and have been told I should really have my own TV show. Since I'm too old to go on the Real World. I'll just let you read it instead. It is also good practice for my future in taking over Perez Hilton's job.
So here you go. I hope you get pleasure out of my misfortunes and just day to day retardedness that is my life.

Pop Champagne and Just Dance,

me