These girls need Jesus..the real one.. not just some dude names Jesus

Looking through this site "TalkofNewyork.com" was a major field day for me.These where some of my favs. These girls need Jesus, along with bras, underwear and fyi's that they are not auditioning for King. Call me judgemental but these ladies just cause me to smh. And fellas, if you like this kinda stuff, please seek Jesus's help as well.

Ya let me down boys

We all know I love me some Chris Brown ( dont judge me) and Lil Wayne, but their new albums suck w a capital S-U-C-K.
Chris's album is all crying to Rihanna to come back to him and Weezy's is all let me try to rap to rock beats while I sip my sizzurp. Big sigh. Big, big sigh.

Theres only one song that have both of them on it that you kids know Im obsessed with. I need not say more.

Awkward party of one

When it comes to being around cute dudes my inner herb comes out. I dont know what it is but my shyness levels rise up and I get all Ugly Betty.
Example: The other day Im walking in the gym see a cute guy, he looks at me, I look back then try to rush out of there aaand almost slam into the water fountain. If that isnt smooth, I dunno what is.
Sometimes, even if I have no attraction to the dude ( it is possible to think someones good looking but not be attracted to them. If this doesnt make sense to you, it makes sense to me) I get all Rainman.
Everytime I go out I say im going to fix this, but it never happens. I think im just going to have to accept the fact that I am boy retarded. Nobodies perfect. (Kanye shrug)

He said whaaaat?!

I am the queen of getting weird dudes to talk to me. Queen Bee. Ive spoken about this many times because it just keeps happening.Im convinced that something is wrong with me, I just havent figured out what yet. Any ideas, please let me know.
While I may not really know whats the best way to approach a girl, I can tell you ways NOT to.

-Last night, Im walking by some dude and he blows into my ear full force. As if I was a piece of looseleaf paper and he was trying to get rid of eraser left overs. This did not make me go "hey!" it made me run away. Very fast. Do not do this.
-Do not inch your way towards a girl if you see her moving away. This means she is trying to get away from you. Im standing infront of the dj booth last night and I see these dudes stand infront of it a bit away from me. Theyre looking, im thinking "please no" They move closer, I move almost behind the booth in hopes this would stop their approach. Negative they still came over anyway. smh.
-Do not tell a girl you have a gf but its okay, we all need back up plans. I cant make these things up.
-If a girl tells you she has a bf, there is a big chance shes lying, but this is signal to walk away and leave us alone, not ask for our numbers.
-The staring game. Ugh to the mo-foin ugh. This has to be thee worst. Last Friday, this dude is looking at me, he was a cutie, I was like okay a Melissa type dude. Staring, staring, staring aaand nada.Ladies, if you are brave, then go over and talk to him because he aint coming to you. I wouldnt do that because we all know I am the biggest chicken there is, but you go girl, get yo man piece. Dudes, if the girl is staring back at you chances are shes diggin you back. Or maybe shes just wondering why youre creepily staring at her. Hopefully, for your sake, its the first.

"Youre annoying me"

Ah pet peeves. For those of you who know me, know me, know that I have a long list of these things. I know alot of these things annoy you too but youre just froontin(Pharell voice).I can't remember all of them right now but here are my top ones:

Pertaining to E-mails/BBM/FB:
-When people send chain e-mails telling me that if I dont forward it to 25 people in the next 2.5 seconds a ghost is going to come and shave my head in my sleep. Stop.sending.these
-When people write in all caps. TAKE THE CAP LOCK OFF.
-When people over use exclamation points. Idk, maybe its just be but I dont find it necessary to use them so much. Ya know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like calm down.
-When people over the age of 18 use "dis" "dat" "da" in place of the real words.
-When you read someones BBM and they write back "umm why arent you answering me" maybe im busy, maybe I dont know what to say, or maybe im just really not in the mood to converse at the moment. I know Im MS Chatterbox on BBM, but even I need some quiet time.

Pertaining to Twitter:
-When people Retweet everything and anything their friends say. If someone says something funny, or a cool quote or promoting an event okay. But I really do not need to see you retweeting that @princeofzamunda22 told you that your hair looks nice today. Plus you take up my whole time line and I cant see what anyone else is saying. You know Im nosey.
-When people tweet pics of themselves all.day.long. Enough said.
-When people tweet every step of their day. I know, I tweet alot of nonsense and thats what Twitter is for to update your status. However, we do not care that now youre walking down the stairs, and now youre getting on the train, aaand now youre sitting on the train.


These things may have been on your mind too and youre just afraid to say it because you do not want to sound hostile. Iiii dont care, just keepin it real ma dudes nah'm sayin. If anyone has anything to add to this list please feel free to advise.

Happy Bday

To the man HOV. Dam I hope im this cool when im 40. Who are we kidding, I will be. Ah kidding.

Okayyyyy

Went to the Rihanna Myspace show last night (thanks for the hook up homie!) and while I was a bit skeptical about seeing her live, she really did put on good show. It was a bit short but shout out to her for singing my anthem of '08 "Please Dont Stop The Music" ( you kids know I loves me that song).

While, I am still not a 100 percent full fledged Rihanna fan ever since she stole my man from me ( kidding) I must give props to the gal for doing her thing live.

I have no words

For once in my life I am speechless. So Im at the Rihanna show last night and the room is full of young teen not so straight black dudes(which for the record I have no problem with but the scene just needs to be described to get the full effect of this post), chillin, bumpin my head to the music, when all of a sudden my friend grabs my arm and says "OH.MY.GOD!" I turn to look and see this piece of sexiness standing infront of us.
Not only did he have a mullet, but he was wearing acid wash PURPLE MC hammer pants. I wasnt sure if maybe he was in some sort of time warp and accidently got dropped off in the year 2009, was meant to be at the boxing event next door, or confused the dates and maybe thought this was the Billy Ray Cyrus comeback tour (that is not happening dont get excited).
In any case, he had his camera out and was rockin out along w the rest of the crown to RiRi. Guess she really does have quite a large, eclectic fan base.

PS I think I found the words to describe the pic :HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHA..thats all.